FantasyBaseballExpress.com Writers Draft

Hey guys, great drafting with. Some of your guys picks were classic and I see why I am TheGreatPierre and will win this league. Here is my analysis

Greener side – I am ok with Reyes 1st, Sheets in 4th round is crazy. Career high is 12 wins and that team is no better. D. Young was picked like your ejaculation, pre-mature as he could have went 2 rds later unlike you 2-pump chump. Your team looks good for a keeper league but its now which obviously you wont be doing. Your best pick: Shave Victorino in 20th rd

FantasyDiary – Garland before those other pitchers in the 7 round shows u are living a fantasy. OF swings and misses more than u get dissed on dates. Not surprising you don’t have a closer since you never sealed the deal with a woman yourself. Best pick: Pujols cause u got lucky. Prediction: Bottom of the league with no saves and no power

Fantasy Baseball Island– Lee was was early as 1b is deep and he is coming off an injury. Plus when your #1 and #3 picks are on the cubs, the goat is there for a reason and one will screw ya. Then picking Abreu when u knew he got hurt, never want an injured guy going into the season. Looking at your team, I hope you’re a doctor cause many of your guys will be on the DL through out the year. You’ll be the waiver wire king. Best Pick: Anibal Sanchez First guy to be on the DL: Randy Johnson

Dose of Fantasy – Closers that early shows why your hitting is lacking. Your batting average will finish lower than your weight. Pitching wins world series, hitting wins fantasy baseball. No speed at all. You def. are a true fat boy or love them. Cecil Fielder must have been your idol. Best Pick: Kerry Wood, sleeper if healthy. You’ll win saves, wooped di doo.

Faketeams – Not liking the Jeter before Tejada pick, homers in middle are tough to get. Baldelli in 5th rd? so many better OF’s to choose from. You must like the name Rocco and saying it. Good staff. Choosing a Tampa reliever will hurt your ERA as they get overused, sort of like your hand on Friday nights. Best Pick: Joel Pinerio. Good mix of power and decent staff so should be in top half.

Somewhere Betweeners – OF’s are journey men. Nothing special out there. Pitching will have good whip and do ok in saves. V-mart not even the best catcher yet taken 1st. I see this team ending up somewhere in the middle of the standings

DL Informer – Blalock before many other good 3bs was a bad choice. Maybe you should be informed he sucked last year. One guy wont get ya much in sbs. Good average but guys don’t score much, sound like you and your friends. Young unproven MI is risky. Should have picked up back ups. Best Pick: Jose Contreras. If rookies slump early, trades will be a flyin.

Rumble Pit – Filled OF and UT early then picked Pierre, Can’t play that many guys even though he is a little guy. All those pitchers still wont win as many as most staffs since you have no Ace. Dropped a 15th rd pick already? Absolutely no backup or versatility means you be picking FA’s a lot. Worst Pick: Clemens, we all snickered when u chose him especially that early. Team will finish in the bottom of the pit.

Team Fantasy Man – All hitting and no pitching make Kuch be so-so. Picked great hitters early on but should have picked an Ace instead of Rios. Possibly best infield but will Figgins steal as much not leading off? Will be in top half cause of hitting but wont get many points in pitching categories. Best Pick: Matt Garza. Will be sad that the leader of FBE wont even be in the lead all season.

Discoball – Sabathia being picked before other Aces odd. One good season does not make him an Ace. Your team ERA will be double your college GPA. Patterson before other OF’s was an ugly looking pick. Best Pick: Jonny Gomes if healthy. I can see this team dancing on the upper part of the standings.

MLB Front Office – I like Lee a lot but crappy 2nd half , not a 1st rd. Nobody must showed up to the meeting at the office. Brought back together the old Atlanta infield. Doesn’t mean crap but fun to see. Good K’s in pitching staff. 5 closers, all having a very good possibility they wont be closing by seasons end. When they fall, so does this team. Best Pick: Felipe Lopez

Fantasy Ozone – Doing so well until 5th Rd. Kenji doesn’t even go that high in the Japan Fantasy League Draft. No help from the bench. Picked an injured Johnson, hope that’s the only one that doesn’t work. Solid closers so bullpen is set. Best Pick: Mike Lowell Not gonna look good when your 21st rd catcher does better than your 5th rd one.