Jims league, 10 teams, no keepers

Valhalla – Sweet pick getting Zam in the 4th rd. Guess you were drinking during your draft as it shows in the 13th rd and after. Francoeur before Schilling, Bedard, Zito u could have solidified your staff. They should lock you up in the prison there with that OF. James may save your staff and get you Laid. Offense: B+ Pitching B-

Baltimore – Love the staff but you actually have too much and must trade for hitting. Weeks was a waste pick as u already had your SS, 2B, and MI. You drafted without filling your needs. Hope your girl doesn’t treat you the same way. You’ll be trading for power. Offense: C Pitching: A

Innocent – Hate Jeter in 3rd when u already had Reyes. Does Bay, Ichiro, Jones, Wells not interest you? Your guilty of #1 Fantasy rule breaker, picking with your heart as you are obviously a Yankee fan. Then Uggla in 8th rd before Thome, who looks better at your UT? Clemens in 14th & Prior in the 18th rd, r u a miracle worker Offense: C Pitching F you cant even fill a staff.

Hotdogs n Beer – Finally someone in this league that knows baseball. Chavez is a reach in 10th rd as 3rd is deep and he sucks. Definitely finishing in top 3. Guess food was on your mind when u picked Hawpe instead of Beckett to help your staff. Offense B+ Picthing A-

PainttheBlack – 1st 7 picks can hit and they will need to as rest of the sucks. Crisp before C Young? Yeah you were toasted picking that one. Your team sank faster then a fat kid in a pool. You’re the fantasy guy that only know big names and then reads the magazine for the rest of the draft for help, too bad it did not work. Offense B Pitching C-

Powermongers – Well name is correct, u do have power. MI needs help, you will pick someone up before the season even starts. Nice SP’s and RP’s but rest of staff is iffy. You need some Viagra to get those last P’s up. Great last pick if he stays away from the high schools. Offense: B+ Pitching B-

Carlsbad – Zimmerman was drafted too early, u had a 3B already n it’s a deep position. Dunn or Matsui would have given you more. Stephen Drew in the 14th rd, not a keeper league so way too early. Your bad for picking Kinsler before Hamels. He will be an Ace. Corey Hart may be the steal of the draft. Offense: B Pitching: B

DMGers – Tiexera pick was early with 1B so deep. OF stud would have been better, like Berkman or Holliday. Lugo was a loser pick and Swisher was an airball. Nice late rd picks with Santana, Vasquez, and Glavine. Staff may be old but produced late year. If they repeat you’ll have a chance, there’s also chance of all their arms falling off. Offensive: B- Pitching: B+ 1st half, C in 2nd half when they wear down

TBD – Anyone want to tryout for INF cause this team need some players. Most leagues Figgins only qualifies at 3B/OF. Sanchez was a fluke and will come down to .290, Freel will be on and off the DL more then a fat chick riding a mechanical bull. O dog is great for web gems, not hitting Offensive: B Pitching: B-

Hotrains – My favorite to win the league. I-rod was chosen early as D Young, Thome, Giambi would have been much better. Got lucky with Papelbon being a closer now. Bonds could be a steal if MLB keeps turning its head. Offensive: B+ Pitching A-

Tips for next time: Guys there are 32 teams, you only need 1 starting C. wait and get one later as after the big 3 it really doesn’t matter. 1B and 3B are deep, get studs OF or Aces 1st. Fill your needs as many of you will have high draft picks on your bench.

Prediction: Hotrains, Paint the Black, Valhalla will be the top 3. Hitting always beats pitching in fantasy