Valhalla – Sweet pick getting Zam in the 4th rd. Guess you were drinking during your draft as it shows in the 13th rd and after. Francoeur before Schilling, Bedard, Zito u could have solidified your staff. They should lock you up in the prison there with that OF. James may save your staff and get you Laid. Offense: B+ Pitching B-
Baltimore – Love the staff but you actually have too much and must trade for hitting. Weeks was a waste pick as u already had your SS, 2B, and MI. You drafted without filling your needs. Hope your girl doesn’t treat you the same way. You’ll be trading for power. Offense: C Pitching: A
Innocent – Hate Jeter in 3rd when u already had Reyes. Does Bay, Ichiro, Jones, Wells not interest you? Your guilty of #1 Fantasy rule breaker, picking with your heart as you are obviously a Yankee fan. Then Uggla in 8th rd before Thome, who looks better at your UT? Clemens in 14th & Prior in the 18th rd, r u a miracle worker Offense: C Pitching F you cant even fill a staff.
Hotdogs n Beer – Finally someone in this league that knows baseball. Chavez is a reach in 10th rd as 3rd is deep and he sucks. Definitely finishing in top 3. Guess food was on your mind when u picked Hawpe instead of Beckett to help your staff. Offense B+ Picthing A-
PainttheBlack – 1st 7 picks can hit and they will need to as rest of the sucks. Crisp before C Young? Yeah you were toasted picking that one. Your team sank faster then a fat kid in a pool. You’re the fantasy guy that only know big names and then reads the magazine for the rest of the draft for help, too bad it did not work. Offense B Pitching C-
Powermongers – Well name is correct, u do have power. MI needs help, you will pick someone up before the season even starts. Nice SP’s and RP’s but rest of staff is iffy. You need some Viagra to get those last P’s up. Great last pick if he stays away from the high schools. Offense: B+ Pitching B-
Carlsbad – Zimmerman was drafted too early, u had a 3B already n it’s a deep position. Dunn or Matsui would have given you more. Stephen Drew in the 14th rd, not a keeper league so way too early. Your bad for picking Kinsler before Hamels. He will be an Ace. Corey Hart may be the steal of the draft. Offense: B Pitching: B
DMGers – Tiexera pick was early with 1B so deep. OF stud would have been better, like Berkman or Holliday. Lugo was a loser pick and Swisher was an airball. Nice late rd picks with Santana, Vasquez, and Glavine. Staff may be old but produced late year. If they repeat you’ll have a chance, there’s also chance of all their arms falling off. Offensive: B- Pitching: B+ 1st half, C in 2nd half when they wear down
TBD – Anyone want to tryout for INF cause this team need some players. Most leagues Figgins only qualifies at 3B/OF. Sanchez was a fluke and will come down to .290, Freel will be on and off the DL more then a fat chick riding a mechanical bull. O dog is great for web gems, not hitting Offensive: B Pitching: B-
Hotrains – My favorite to win the league. I-rod was chosen early as D Young, Thome, Giambi would have been much better. Got lucky with Papelbon being a closer now. Bonds could be a steal if MLB keeps turning its head. Offensive: B+ Pitching A-
Tips for next time: Guys there are 32 teams, you only need 1 starting C. wait and get one later as after the big 3 it really doesn’t matter. 1B and 3B are deep, get studs OF or Aces 1st. Fill your needs as many of you will have high draft picks on your bench.
Prediction: Hotrains, Paint the Black, Valhalla will be the top 3. Hitting always beats pitching in fantasy
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
He's back. Sorry for the delay on draft analysis
Hey all, Welcome to the start of Fantasy Baseball. 1 week away and I am sure many of you are studying hard and doing your research for your drafts or already had them. After your draft, your always wondering if you chose a player to high or should you have gone with a SP earlier instead of another OF. Maybe you do auctions and you spent way too much on speed instead of power. Please email your draft results to latwa@excite.com with the subject headline DRAFT RESULTS in EXCEL form. Its easiest for me.
THE GREAT PIERRE will answer all your doubting questions about your draft and give grades to everyone in your league pointing out strengths and weaknesses. I will also predict the champion and give insightful information where teams screwed up. Oh yeah, THE GREAT PIERRE will also rip into you and your league members and trash talk on how bad some of the picks were. That fat kid in your league should have been reading up on the latest injuries instead of downing a box of twinkies. The geek that every league has should stop studying the minors and these guys personal lives and get one if his own and finally get laid. You all know who these guys are.
So if you want to see how you did in your draft so you can improve in others or for the draft next year and you can take some joking, contact The Great Pierre and check out more great Fantasy Baseball info www.fantasybaseballexpress.com. Thanks and hope u have a great draft and a fun season.
THE GREAT PIERRE will answer all your doubting questions about your draft and give grades to everyone in your league pointing out strengths and weaknesses. I will also predict the champion and give insightful information where teams screwed up. Oh yeah, THE GREAT PIERRE will also rip into you and your league members and trash talk on how bad some of the picks were. That fat kid in your league should have been reading up on the latest injuries instead of downing a box of twinkies. The geek that every league has should stop studying the minors and these guys personal lives and get one if his own and finally get laid. You all know who these guys are.
So if you want to see how you did in your draft so you can improve in others or for the draft next year and you can take some joking, contact The Great Pierre and check out more great Fantasy Baseball info www.fantasybaseballexpress.com. Thanks and hope u have a great draft and a fun season.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Bryan's Draft
Dundler Miffen – I hate picking closers before starters. Wand and Maddux were nice late picks but you get no k’s those guys. Too bad as many times as Dunn strikeouts they don’t for ya, should have picked Delagado before him. Average is much better. Taveras before Roberts will bite you in the ass since Roberts is proven and Taveras is shaky and Rockies have Sullivan as well. Vasquez would have helped your K’s and it went real late, instead you pick Reyes. Buy booze for everyone and it will make it all ok. B+
Kid Carters – Mauer that early, come on he is a catcher with average power. I hope Glaus counts at SS for you cause Atkins is your starting 3B and I didn’t see u draft one, maybe I misread. You must have lost it when u picked Pierre before Damon, Konerko or an Ace. Kent before the batting champ? Yeah that usually leads you to last place. Clemens who may not pitch and if he does, not til august before Beckett and Sanchez. You drafted like a kid, definitely finishing in the bottom 3. C-
Stewies – 3rd base is deep, maybe u should have taken V-mart or a good closer. You are rolling the K-Dice taking him before Verlander and Zito. Mr. Slow starter Chavez before Maggs or an Ace was unappealing to look at since u already took Zimm. You have many injured guys in Rivera, Pedro, and Pods. You will be on the waiver wire a lot. C+
Orioles 07 – Your fantasy team will be as good as your team name and that is not good. Tiexera that early before a great SS is nuts considering 1B is plentiful. Willis before myers,hamels, and zito shows why u have a weak staff. M Gonzalez who is not even a closer before schilling shows u shit you. Nice steal with Roberts that late. Good thing u have keepers for next year cause u are looking at it already with no chance this year C-
Bad Boys – Figgins may not lead off anymore so should have gotten an Ace. Good late picks with sanchez and garza. Pitching will be decent but hitting will be bad.
Tennessee – McCann may have gone rd early. Haren is an ok pitcher but should not be your ace cause he is not even the A’s ace. Your OF has less power than California in the summer time. C+
Tokyo – Nice pick with Guillen if he stays healthy again. Hate the Thome pick cause he has no versatility he may have been there an rd later. Could have had Webb who is an Ace. C+
Hit em - Your team should hit the weight room with Sabathia and Colon on your staff. You will be trying to catch up all year. C
Great Odins – Your season may rest on a Sheet, how lucky do you feel? Your closers and 2B need some work. Better hope A-Rod can take the pressure in NY or your team will be whining like he does. C
Juggs – Ortiz before Reyes? Haven’t seen that on any draft board yet. Reyes and Bay look better than Ortiz and Furcal. You def must be a Red Sux fan as u picked Youks over Nomar or Overbay. Guess you like finishing 2nd as much as they do. C+
Yam Bags – Reyes and Jeter, should have went with Holliday or Manny. You have no power but good average. Sweet keepers in Liriano and Bailey. May need them if u cant find power along the season C-
Pine Tar – Think you had the best draft but Olsen before Wang was a bad choice. Top 3 finisher B+
Kid Carters – Mauer that early, come on he is a catcher with average power. I hope Glaus counts at SS for you cause Atkins is your starting 3B and I didn’t see u draft one, maybe I misread. You must have lost it when u picked Pierre before Damon, Konerko or an Ace. Kent before the batting champ? Yeah that usually leads you to last place. Clemens who may not pitch and if he does, not til august before Beckett and Sanchez. You drafted like a kid, definitely finishing in the bottom 3. C-
Stewies – 3rd base is deep, maybe u should have taken V-mart or a good closer. You are rolling the K-Dice taking him before Verlander and Zito. Mr. Slow starter Chavez before Maggs or an Ace was unappealing to look at since u already took Zimm. You have many injured guys in Rivera, Pedro, and Pods. You will be on the waiver wire a lot. C+
Orioles 07 – Your fantasy team will be as good as your team name and that is not good. Tiexera that early before a great SS is nuts considering 1B is plentiful. Willis before myers,hamels, and zito shows why u have a weak staff. M Gonzalez who is not even a closer before schilling shows u shit you. Nice steal with Roberts that late. Good thing u have keepers for next year cause u are looking at it already with no chance this year C-
Bad Boys – Figgins may not lead off anymore so should have gotten an Ace. Good late picks with sanchez and garza. Pitching will be decent but hitting will be bad.
Tennessee – McCann may have gone rd early. Haren is an ok pitcher but should not be your ace cause he is not even the A’s ace. Your OF has less power than California in the summer time. C+
Tokyo – Nice pick with Guillen if he stays healthy again. Hate the Thome pick cause he has no versatility he may have been there an rd later. Could have had Webb who is an Ace. C+
Hit em - Your team should hit the weight room with Sabathia and Colon on your staff. You will be trying to catch up all year. C
Great Odins – Your season may rest on a Sheet, how lucky do you feel? Your closers and 2B need some work. Better hope A-Rod can take the pressure in NY or your team will be whining like he does. C
Juggs – Ortiz before Reyes? Haven’t seen that on any draft board yet. Reyes and Bay look better than Ortiz and Furcal. You def must be a Red Sux fan as u picked Youks over Nomar or Overbay. Guess you like finishing 2nd as much as they do. C+
Yam Bags – Reyes and Jeter, should have went with Holliday or Manny. You have no power but good average. Sweet keepers in Liriano and Bailey. May need them if u cant find power along the season C-
Pine Tar – Think you had the best draft but Olsen before Wang was a bad choice. Top 3 finisher B+
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
FantasyBaseballExpress.com Writers Draft
Hey guys, great drafting with. Some of your guys picks were classic and I see why I am TheGreatPierre and will win this league. Here is my analysis
Greener side – I am ok with Reyes 1st, Sheets in 4th round is crazy. Career high is 12 wins and that team is no better. D. Young was picked like your ejaculation, pre-mature as he could have went 2 rds later unlike you 2-pump chump. Your team looks good for a keeper league but its now which obviously you wont be doing. Your best pick: Shave Victorino in 20th rd
FantasyDiary – Garland before those other pitchers in the 7 round shows u are living a fantasy. OF swings and misses more than u get dissed on dates. Not surprising you don’t have a closer since you never sealed the deal with a woman yourself. Best pick: Pujols cause u got lucky. Prediction: Bottom of the league with no saves and no power
Fantasy Baseball Island– Lee was was early as 1b is deep and he is coming off an injury. Plus when your #1 and #3 picks are on the cubs, the goat is there for a reason and one will screw ya. Then picking Abreu when u knew he got hurt, never want an injured guy going into the season. Looking at your team, I hope you’re a doctor cause many of your guys will be on the DL through out the year. You’ll be the waiver wire king. Best Pick: Anibal Sanchez First guy to be on the DL: Randy Johnson
Dose of Fantasy – Closers that early shows why your hitting is lacking. Your batting average will finish lower than your weight. Pitching wins world series, hitting wins fantasy baseball. No speed at all. You def. are a true fat boy or love them. Cecil Fielder must have been your idol. Best Pick: Kerry Wood, sleeper if healthy. You’ll win saves, wooped di doo.
Faketeams – Not liking the Jeter before Tejada pick, homers in middle are tough to get. Baldelli in 5th rd? so many better OF’s to choose from. You must like the name Rocco and saying it. Good staff. Choosing a Tampa reliever will hurt your ERA as they get overused, sort of like your hand on Friday nights. Best Pick: Joel Pinerio. Good mix of power and decent staff so should be in top half.
Somewhere Betweeners – OF’s are journey men. Nothing special out there. Pitching will have good whip and do ok in saves. V-mart not even the best catcher yet taken 1st. I see this team ending up somewhere in the middle of the standings
DL Informer – Blalock before many other good 3bs was a bad choice. Maybe you should be informed he sucked last year. One guy wont get ya much in sbs. Good average but guys don’t score much, sound like you and your friends. Young unproven MI is risky. Should have picked up back ups. Best Pick: Jose Contreras. If rookies slump early, trades will be a flyin.
Rumble Pit – Filled OF and UT early then picked Pierre, Can’t play that many guys even though he is a little guy. All those pitchers still wont win as many as most staffs since you have no Ace. Dropped a 15th rd pick already? Absolutely no backup or versatility means you be picking FA’s a lot. Worst Pick: Clemens, we all snickered when u chose him especially that early. Team will finish in the bottom of the pit.
Team Fantasy Man – All hitting and no pitching make Kuch be so-so. Picked great hitters early on but should have picked an Ace instead of Rios. Possibly best infield but will Figgins steal as much not leading off? Will be in top half cause of hitting but wont get many points in pitching categories. Best Pick: Matt Garza. Will be sad that the leader of FBE wont even be in the lead all season.
Discoball – Sabathia being picked before other Aces odd. One good season does not make him an Ace. Your team ERA will be double your college GPA. Patterson before other OF’s was an ugly looking pick. Best Pick: Jonny Gomes if healthy. I can see this team dancing on the upper part of the standings.
MLB Front Office – I like Lee a lot but crappy 2nd half , not a 1st rd. Nobody must showed up to the meeting at the office. Brought back together the old Atlanta infield. Doesn’t mean crap but fun to see. Good K’s in pitching staff. 5 closers, all having a very good possibility they wont be closing by seasons end. When they fall, so does this team. Best Pick: Felipe Lopez
Fantasy Ozone – Doing so well until 5th Rd. Kenji doesn’t even go that high in the Japan Fantasy League Draft. No help from the bench. Picked an injured Johnson, hope that’s the only one that doesn’t work. Solid closers so bullpen is set. Best Pick: Mike Lowell Not gonna look good when your 21st rd catcher does better than your 5th rd one.
Greener side – I am ok with Reyes 1st, Sheets in 4th round is crazy. Career high is 12 wins and that team is no better. D. Young was picked like your ejaculation, pre-mature as he could have went 2 rds later unlike you 2-pump chump. Your team looks good for a keeper league but its now which obviously you wont be doing. Your best pick: Shave Victorino in 20th rd
FantasyDiary – Garland before those other pitchers in the 7 round shows u are living a fantasy. OF swings and misses more than u get dissed on dates. Not surprising you don’t have a closer since you never sealed the deal with a woman yourself. Best pick: Pujols cause u got lucky. Prediction: Bottom of the league with no saves and no power
Fantasy Baseball Island– Lee was was early as 1b is deep and he is coming off an injury. Plus when your #1 and #3 picks are on the cubs, the goat is there for a reason and one will screw ya. Then picking Abreu when u knew he got hurt, never want an injured guy going into the season. Looking at your team, I hope you’re a doctor cause many of your guys will be on the DL through out the year. You’ll be the waiver wire king. Best Pick: Anibal Sanchez First guy to be on the DL: Randy Johnson
Dose of Fantasy – Closers that early shows why your hitting is lacking. Your batting average will finish lower than your weight. Pitching wins world series, hitting wins fantasy baseball. No speed at all. You def. are a true fat boy or love them. Cecil Fielder must have been your idol. Best Pick: Kerry Wood, sleeper if healthy. You’ll win saves, wooped di doo.
Faketeams – Not liking the Jeter before Tejada pick, homers in middle are tough to get. Baldelli in 5th rd? so many better OF’s to choose from. You must like the name Rocco and saying it. Good staff. Choosing a Tampa reliever will hurt your ERA as they get overused, sort of like your hand on Friday nights. Best Pick: Joel Pinerio. Good mix of power and decent staff so should be in top half.
Somewhere Betweeners – OF’s are journey men. Nothing special out there. Pitching will have good whip and do ok in saves. V-mart not even the best catcher yet taken 1st. I see this team ending up somewhere in the middle of the standings
DL Informer – Blalock before many other good 3bs was a bad choice. Maybe you should be informed he sucked last year. One guy wont get ya much in sbs. Good average but guys don’t score much, sound like you and your friends. Young unproven MI is risky. Should have picked up back ups. Best Pick: Jose Contreras. If rookies slump early, trades will be a flyin.
Rumble Pit – Filled OF and UT early then picked Pierre, Can’t play that many guys even though he is a little guy. All those pitchers still wont win as many as most staffs since you have no Ace. Dropped a 15th rd pick already? Absolutely no backup or versatility means you be picking FA’s a lot. Worst Pick: Clemens, we all snickered when u chose him especially that early. Team will finish in the bottom of the pit.
Team Fantasy Man – All hitting and no pitching make Kuch be so-so. Picked great hitters early on but should have picked an Ace instead of Rios. Possibly best infield but will Figgins steal as much not leading off? Will be in top half cause of hitting but wont get many points in pitching categories. Best Pick: Matt Garza. Will be sad that the leader of FBE wont even be in the lead all season.
Discoball – Sabathia being picked before other Aces odd. One good season does not make him an Ace. Your team ERA will be double your college GPA. Patterson before other OF’s was an ugly looking pick. Best Pick: Jonny Gomes if healthy. I can see this team dancing on the upper part of the standings.
MLB Front Office – I like Lee a lot but crappy 2nd half , not a 1st rd. Nobody must showed up to the meeting at the office. Brought back together the old Atlanta infield. Doesn’t mean crap but fun to see. Good K’s in pitching staff. 5 closers, all having a very good possibility they wont be closing by seasons end. When they fall, so does this team. Best Pick: Felipe Lopez
Fantasy Ozone – Doing so well until 5th Rd. Kenji doesn’t even go that high in the Japan Fantasy League Draft. No help from the bench. Picked an injured Johnson, hope that’s the only one that doesn’t work. Solid closers so bullpen is set. Best Pick: Mike Lowell Not gonna look good when your 21st rd catcher does better than your 5th rd one.
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